What should I do with my Gateway computer? NEED HELP!!!?

Since I have exhausted all options from talking to some person in India who can't speak English and is more concerned with apologizing than helping me solve the damn problem to sending it back under warranty and getting it back FOUR MONTHS LATER only for it to crash two months after getting it back. On a computer that is 1yr and 1 day old and is a worthless piece of trash..I am happy to ask every ones opinion on how I should get get rid of this godforsaken chinese made curse. I need creative ways that will relieve stress...Burn it? Blow it up? Drop it from 50 stories up? Break it over the skull of the best buy salesman who sold me it? Think creative and give me something good! Then I will film it and post it on YouTube for the world to see. Much appreciated ......